Is, of course, Teak. I have never had to hide my food, and have always been able to leave unattended plates on tables and such. Cause, you know, my dogs are like, trained and stuff and know darn well that mommy doesn’t share and if you take her food she will chase you down and get it back. My dogs have always known better than to remove my food from a plate or table. That is, until the past three days. It started with Teak sneaking onto the coffee table while I went to the kitchen (which is like 10 feet away and fully viewable), to lick my ravioli. I heard her slurping and did the appropriate screaming, yelling routine. “What are you dog, on crack? Nuts? Crazy? What the hell are you thinking???” She didn’t even LOOK sorry. Bitch. The next day I had some tortilla chips on a napkin on the table, stepped to the kitchen, after reminding her to Leave It and sure enough that little demon snatched a chip right off the table and was horking it down as fast as she could. After I sputtered and choked in disbelief at her amazing audacity, I made a mental note to keep an eye on the evil little dog.
So tonight I had dinner on the table, and I wanted to cover the birds so I told the small black animal to “Come Here” so I could get her away from my food and make her walk with me ALL THE WAY TO THE DINING ROOM BECAUSE IT IS SO FAR AWAY. I kid you not, all the rest of the nice dogs jumped to attention and ran over to come with me, and Teak looked right at me, said, “Umm, no” and dove face first into the bag of chips!! Every time I think she has totally blown me away with her absolute disregard for my authority she shocks me yet again. Face first into the chip bag, no respect, absolutely no respect. She’s a bad, bad little dog.
Posted on February 7th, 2008 by michelle
Filed under: My dogs
Too, too funny. Write it like it is girl!