Kids being kids though, I certainly wouldn’t be surprised if I have to utter these words in her direction.
1) Please don’t eat the snails.
2) Good girl for pooping outside!
3) Stop scrounging under the birdcage.
4) Did you piss on the couch again?
5) Stop nose raping the cat! (For Teak, and her incessant need to try to get milk from the cats, the altered, non milk producing cats)
6) Don’t lick the sidewalk.
7) Hey, don’t lick the carpet.
Why, why are you eating the snails?
9) Puke on the tile please, not the carpet.
10) Dammit, spit that snail out!!
Posted on May 3rd, 2008 by michelle
Filed under: My dogs, Random run ins, The Naked Part
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