Comments on: Lumpy and smashed http://www.moderndogblog.com/2008/06/12/lumpy-and-smashed/ Dog Training....Unraveled Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:14:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: kayleen http://www.moderndogblog.com/2008/06/12/lumpy-and-smashed/comment-page-1/#comment-871 kayleen Fri, 13 Jun 2008 22:07:34 +0000 http://www.moderndogblog.com/2008/06/12/lumpy-and-smashed/#comment-871 Dearest Michelle, You probably won't appreciate this right now but, I have to do it. I'm sorry that you are miserable. I'm sorry that your legs are swelling and that you were pukey and that you can't poop. I'm sorry that no one told you how aweful this whole process would be. It really doesn't matter how many books you read or how many people you talk to about pregnancy, they are not you and they are not going through what you are going through. When you precious bundle of "look what our love made" is here, regardless of how many classes you take, you may feel at a loss sometimes. It happens. So do farts. They happen. Ill wind will bloweth when it darn well feel like it. You just wait until your in public and your bundle of "I'm so sweet " takes a dump in your arms. Oh, and it's diarriah and your at Dsneyland without a change of clothes. The doctors will say "drink lots of water and eat plenty of ruffage" And you might say something like "Look, my intestines are all bunched up in a totally not natural way for my body, on top of that my Boobs hurt and all you have to say is 'drink lots of water?' SHUT UP!" I think I would just lay on the table and say "I'm not leaving until you untangle my intestines. Fix me NOW!" So yes, these things happen, but like everything else in life you get through it and move on.. The cool thing about the whole burping and farting thing is that even now, twenty years after having my one child , I can amaze my friends and family with thunderous symphonies of somatic effervescence. I owe it all to having been pregnant. Kayleen Dearest Michelle,
You probably won’t appreciate this right now but, I have to do it.
I’m sorry that you are miserable. I’m sorry that your legs are swelling and that you were pukey and that you can’t poop. I’m sorry that no one
told you how aweful this whole process would be.
It really doesn’t matter how many books you read or how many people you talk to about pregnancy, they are not you and they are not going through what you are going through. When you precious bundle of “look what our love made” is here, regardless of how many classes you take, you may feel at a loss sometimes. It happens.
So do farts. They happen. Ill wind will bloweth when it darn well feel like it. You just wait until your in public and your bundle of “I’m so sweet ” takes a dump in your arms. Oh, and it’s diarriah and your at Dsneyland without a change of clothes.

The doctors will say “drink lots of water and eat plenty of ruffage” And you might say something like “Look, my intestines are all bunched up in a totally not natural way for my body, on top of that my Boobs hurt and all you have to say is ‘drink lots of water?’ SHUT UP!” I think I would just lay on the table and say “I’m not leaving until you untangle my intestines. Fix me NOW!”
So yes, these things happen, but like everything else in life you get through it and move on..

The cool thing about the whole burping and farting thing is that even now, twenty years after having my one child , I can amaze my friends and family with thunderous symphonies of somatic effervescence. I owe it all to having been pregnant.

Kayleen

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