Dog Training….Unraveled

Yet more irritating dog people

And can I just add, while I’m on my rant today – I am so thrilled that our neighbors have gotten a new puppy. A poodle puppy that I can pretty much guarantee is not neutered yet, already looking like a matted disaster, and that they let run loose all over the neighborhood. If you [...]

Irritating dog people

I have to say, some of the warmest, most kind and considerate people I have in my life have come to me through the dog world, my husband included. I also have to say that some of the most obnoxious, inconsiderate, selfish bastards I have ever met are also part of the dog world. I [...]

Woohoo! Dooce!

So, Heather B. Armstrong, aka, Dooce, has been on a book tour for the past couple of weeks promoting her new book – “It Sucked and Then I Cried.” I haven’t read it yet, but since I now own it, I will be soon. I was going to go see her last year at a [...]

Things you shouldn’t have to say to your dog

Please get the cow off my underpants.

Gonna need a high chair

Because I’m currently feeding her in her swing, which is a bit rough on my back. Not to worry, I have plans for a high chair, I just was putting off actually buying it because I didn’t really want to feed her. Don’t ask why, it’s some twisted Mommy crap “then she won’t need me [...]

Some dog stuff

So, I joined a dog training club last month, to, you know, train my dogs. “But aren’t your dogs already trained?”, you ask. Why no, no they are not. A fact that was made blatantly obvious to me when I joined the club and asked my dogs to perform a simple stand for exam. Hahahahahaha! [...]

Did I mention?

That the child, that cute one that I live with? That child slept until 6:45 this morning!!!! We are living the high life now.

And then there was Dyson

So a couple of months ago I met a lovely lady who of course oohed and aahhed over my baby. This, in itself is not unusual. Lots of people gawk at the child – you’ve seen pictures, that’s why. What made this different was this nice lady is a photographer, and offered to come take [...]

Squirrels gone left

Can it possibly have been over a month since I have posted? Wow. See the thing is, there have been things, and stuff, and some things going on. Mainly I have not been very inspired. That, and my darling little one suddenly is way more fun to play with, which means I’m playing stupid baby [...]

Happy 2009!

Seeing as how my first thought of the year was “Please get Jester our from under the covers before he vomits”, I’m not at all sure what that will mean for this year. It’s always cool to wake up to someone of the canine variety heaving on your sheets. Yuuummy….
After we finally drug ourselves out [...]